Auston Matthews scored 60 goals! Multiple Leafs had careers years! Your hosts are slightly? cautiously? postive about the playoffs! This week Liz threatens Freddie Andersen, Helen coos over William Nylander, and so so much more. AH PLAYOFFS!
S04E23: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Toronto
S04E22: Eternal Sunshine of the Leafs Fan's Mind
S04E21: He's Just So Good
Did you know Auston Matthews is a good player? We just wanted to make sure you were aware.
Join us as your hosts discuss just how good Matthews (and Marner) are, the importance of preparing for life after hockey, ongoing women’s hockey shenanigans, and, most importantly, decide which McDonalds items different Leafs are.
S04E20: Poking the Goalie
So much to discuss in this episode. Auston Matthews’ 50 goals. Multiple Leaf to Leafs. The passing of Eugene Melnyk*. Jake Beagle having a hissy fit. And on top of all that? We thought it would be fun to live react to the April 5 match between the Leafs and Panthers, which was actually just so uneventful and calm. Please enjoy the chaos that follows.
S04E19: Bieberfever
Bieberfever has overtaken the Leafs and we’ve had to place them all on LTIR. Luckily, that means we can bypass the cap and bring them back for the playoffs. Thank you Brandon Pridham.
Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ Next Gen jerseys, LTIR loopholes, the Leafs’ love of Adam Sandler, and the Dadanov saga — no soap operas, just hockey.
S04E18: Sticky Fingers Tavares
Another year, another trade deadline, but is Claude Giroux being a Panther really as interesting as John “Sticky Karaoke Fingers” Tavares? The Real Gud Pros argue no.
Join us this week as we talk trades trades trades, the psychological advantage of stealing captains, some new musical Leaf to Leaf revelations, and of course, our last week of games.
S04E17: Liz's Flu Game
No, that’s not Darryl Sutter’s voice you hear — Liz just strained her voice. But nothing will keep your fearless hosts from telling you all about the Leafs’ most recent goalie struggles! From Leaf to Leafs to 1000th games to trades to whatever that Heritage Classic was, join us as we discuss everything Leafs from the past few weeks.
S04E16: Frankengoalie
Sucks to be Cher, but we can turn back time.
Join us as we travel back to a time where Adam Brooks was briefly a Leaf, the Canadian women had just won gold, and the Habs were trading Tyler Toffoli. So young, so innocent. Come for the hockey, stay for the celebration of our favourite hockey-related thread.
S04E15: Too Big to Luge
Sometimes you just have to take a minute to laugh at other teams’ misfortune. Join Liz & producer Emily as they have a good chuckle over Arizona’s new arena, the Oilers’ new coach, and how little we care about Olympic Men’s hockey. Come for the Leafs talk, stay for the Olympic figure skating discussion.
S04E14: Leafs Multiverse
This week we find out what happens when Helen and Liz are left to their own devices on a Wednesday evening. Chaos, it’s mostly chaos. Somewhere along the way, we talk Rocky Wirtz (ugh), consider how to sic Eugene Melnyk on The Dread Convoy, and do a deep dive on all things All Star, including some of our own ideas for improvements. As always, NHL we are waiting for your call.
S04E13: NHL Loves a Token
S04E12: It Is What It Is
S04E10: F*ck the Refs (Bing Bong)
S04E09: New Jersey’s new jerseys
There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships.
This week Helen and Liz value the power of friendship, or ferda as it’s known in these here parts. Join us as we discuss the Superbuddies, New Jersey’s new jerseys, and the opposite of ferda: biting the boys.
S04E08: Would You Rather?
As Stevie Nicks so hauntingly sang: time makes you bolder, even [hockeys] get older, and I’m getting older too.
Join us this week as we discuss Dion Phaneuf’s retirement and the complicated feelings that brought on, Covid and the NHL, the reality check of watching the Leafs with a Sens fan, and play an absolutely horrifying game of Leafs Would You Rather that Liz has yet to recover from. Sorry Auston, I said what I said.
S04E06: Team of Misfit Second Overall Picks
S04E05: Maggots All The Way Down
Hockey was a mistake.
This week we discuss the ongoing sexual abuse investigation happening in Chicago, including player reactions, the fallout of the report, and Kyle Beach’s interview with Rick Westhead. Also discussed in this episode: Morgan Rielly’s contract extension, Mitch Marner’s new teeth, and the Leafs’ week in games.
S04E03: Brady's Bake Sale
The Leafs are playing real, meaningful hockey again but more importantly? Mitch cannot read the word encyclopedia. As far as Liz is concerned, nothing else of importance happened this week.
Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ first week back, both in terms of content & games, the mess that is the Ottawa Senators, and Harry Styles: noted Canes fan? The 1D to hockey pipeline might be too powerful.
S04E02: In Fair Toronto Where We Lay Our Scene
It’s our All or Nothing extravaganza!
Join us as we break down the Leafs’ All or Nothing season episode by episode, discussing important matters such as: how large Zach Bogosian is, why Brendan Shanahan is the supreme Nylander defender, what the hell the secret coffee club is, and why Jack Campbell makes us want to scream.