Part 1. A measured response on the Toronto Maple Leafs and group therapy session
Part 2. lmao lol welp
Digressions include: booktok & Tyler Seguin (again), biological clocks, and the Leafs’ potentially (?) killing someone’s grandmother.
On the next episode of Real Gud Pros: what will Kyle Dubas get back for Marleau, Brown, and a second? Will Mitch Marner and Carlton find their happily ever after, or are they doomed to become star-crossed lovers? Will Nicholas Cage manage to retrieve the Kelly Cup? And will Dougie Hamilton finally become… Dougie Toronto?
Welcome to another episode of the William Nylander podcast! This week we talk about William Nylander’s success at World, the praise that William Nylander received from his Swedish teammates, and how happy William Nylander looks.
We also get a bit off-topic and talk the Marlies current playoff run, who our favourite players are, and who we think is most likely to make the jump to the Leafs next year. Also: the NHL still exists question mark?, the Voynov situation is trash but slightly less trash than it could be, and the Professional Women’s Hockey Players Association is formally established.
It's trade season babeyyyyy! And so far there have been.... no trades involving the Leafs. But while the Ducks are busy trading out their entire roster, some other stuff did happen: Buffalo and Columbus' respective mysteries have been solved, Ryan Johansen has been suspended for two games, and the NHL and NHLPA have confirmed that there will be no 2020 World Cup. As for the Leafs, well... Babs, can you turn on your location for a second? We just want to talk.
It’s important to celebrate the victories in life, especially if the victory is avoiding a second-round sweep.
Join your hosts as they break down the first four games of Round 2 vs the Florida Panthers. Sure we know what happened, but it’s important to remember the good (and delusion). Enemies are declared, friendships are ended, and for a bit of fun, hockeys are paired with some classic Greek Myths.
Liz: I just think the 1st round pick for Sandin is going to come back into play!
Narrator: The pick did not come back into play.
Join Liz and Producer Emily as they discuss the Leafs’ trade deadline moves, try to determine who Tanner Jeannot even is, and ask why Dubas insists on empty-nesting Nylander.
Do you ever sit and think about how much you love John Tavares? Well, have we got the episode for you!
Join us as we finally learn what’s in Tavares’ backpack, laugh at Bo Horvat getting traded after getting named to the All-Star game, and discuss (in depth) our favourite slut and manwhore NHL performances.
It’s that time of year again! February! A normal time to release a bonus Secret Santa episode.
Join us as we give out our very special gifts to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Digressions include: our need for access to the Leafs’ finsta accounts, the Swedish tradition of the Gävle goat, Mitch’s Zeus tattoo, Luke Skywalker’s Chanel boots, Earthquake preparedness, Newfoundland dogs, and so much more!
Welcome back to Real Gud Pros! Turns out when you take a little Christmas break, news starts to pile up — who knew!
Join us as we discuss the declining quality of the Leaf to Leafs, homophobia in hockey (I’m getting deja vu), the Leafs’ season so far and how we’re feeling going into the second half and eventually playoffs.
Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we’re psychoanalyzing the Leafs!
Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don’t even want to talk about how much ogling I had to edit out. It was egregious.
I was wracking my brain, trying to remember all the fun things we talked about, and I remembered that Justin Holl threw a puck. And then I laughed for a solid 5 minutes. Oh Justin.
Join us as we discuss the Leafs’ never ending list of injuries, Tage Thompson (who?) scoring 5 goals in a game, and cast some NHL players in Love Actually — it started as different holiday movies but then we got swept up in the love actually of it all.
Another week, another defenceman on LTIR. Who cursed us? Can we undo the curse? Oh, getting a note from future Liz: no we can’t!
Join us as we discuss injuries, Kyle’s continuing obsession with the Soo Greyhounds, an absurd amount of games, and which Leafs would be the best drag contestant. MLSE please call us, we have ideas.
Let’s do the time warp again and go back in time to before Halloween and before Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Join us as we discuss injuries, the Arizona Coyotes’ making the best of a bad situation, and a disastrous California road trip. To ease the pain, we torture some NHL teams by dropping them in some of our favourite horror movies.
[Vincent Price Voice] The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of endless goddamn injuries
It’s feeling very spooky around these parts, and only partially due to Halloween. Join your hosts as we join Mitch in eulogizing Jake Muzzin, critiquing the NHL’s Diversity and Inclusion report, and choosing couples costumes for some … inspired NHL pairings.