Grab your longstanding established close personal friends, we're going on a field trip to iconic Toronto tourist destinations as a form of coping.

Join us as we rip the band-aid off and discuss the Leafs' elimination from the Stanley Cup qualifying round and the season that felt never-ending. Attempt to follow along as we take a sharp turn towards Medieval Times before returning to our regularly scheduled programming of playoff hockey. Finally, as the Leafs are technically unemployed we decided which jobs the Leafs should spend the remainder of their summer at.

Listen, we know what ended up happening. But sometimes it’s good to revisit simpler times, like 3 hours before game 5 of the qualifying series. We were so young, so full of hope. Alas.

This week we talk about the NHL’s embarrassing crack at social justice, or should we say solidarity, and real live NHL games! They happened! We miss them already. Listen to us break down the first 4 games of the series against Columbus and dream of a future that didn’t involve a second shut out by Korpisalo.

These are the Twitch streams that never end, they just go on and on my friend. The players starting streaming them as a way to fill their time, and they’ll continue streaming because they have no real bedtime.

What do you call a hockey podcast with no hockey? Asking for a friend.

There’s no rules in quarantine so get ready so a wildly chaotic time as we discuss the social media adventures of bored NHLers, poor facial hair decisions, Elizabeth’s deep appreciation for sibling content, who is quarantining together and why is it Frederik Andersen and Auston Matthews?

Finally, we answer even more listener questions and decide the fate of NHLers we’ve forced to quarantine together. Who will come out with a new friend and who will come out with blood on their hands? Listen to find out!

Whomst amongst us hasn’t gone on an incredibly popular podcast and been the absolute definition of h*rny on main? Is it not a universal experience to admit to an army of listeners that you’re in your feelings about a bro and his new girlfriend?

This week we’re joined by Rahef to break down Auston’s complete lack of chill, trade deadline shenanigans, and the importance of celebrating the real heroes of the LGBTQ+ community, the allies. Finally, we plan our hometown dates with our final four bachelor contestants. Who will have ulterior motives? Who will find love in beautiful scenic B.C.? And who will experience the charm of Southern Ontario cottage parties firsthand? Tune in to Bachelor in Leafs-Land to find out.

Do you feel that change in the air? Those are the winds of change baby, and boy are we ready to celebrate!

We cheer the firing of Mike Babcock by recording our first drunk episode, and it sure is a doozy. We reminisce on the Babcock era*, look ahead to Keefe season, and discuss some wins … remember those? We also take a deep dive into the most recent Leafs’ Blueprint (seriously, we go deep), break down spitgate, and decide who’s who in our Leafs AUs.

* This episode was recorded prior to the news breaking of the incident between Babcock and Marner.